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Shocking
TOP SECRET Experiments
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Base
Notes has discovered dramatic evidence of a TOP SECRET government
experimental programme set deep in the pleasant green acres of Cornwall.
Base Notes had several chance conversations with fishermen and farmers
in local pubs which included oblique references to an unexplained
baking aroma in the dead of night. |
This
led to further drinking and the discovery of amazing photographs of actual
experiments to produce a Human - Pasty Hybrid!
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Photo
1:
Male (Frontal) Pasty Contact
A
highly trained Sexual Adaptation Specialist (SAS) signals that successful
contact with a volunteer pasty has been achieved. This is believed
to be the first time that such an event has been recorded outside
of the former Soviet Block and under controlled conditions.
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Photo
2:
Female (Rear) Pasty Contact
This
photograph shows an early experiment to determine the
sexual orientation of a
further volunteer pasty.
Since both the notions of
Pasty-Gender and the
reproductive Modus Operandii
of Human / Pasty relations
were unclear at this stage of
the programme, it was
necessary to cover as many
options and Pasty preferences
as possible in a single
definitive experiment.
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The world
has every right to be concerned about this latest example of Science pursuing
knowledge willy-nilly regardless of practical and moral concerns. What
is this experimental programme for? Can we expect a slave race of Pastyoids
whose sole purpose in life is to heat themselves up and deliver themselves
to our doors as a late night snack? Can both the SAS and the volunteer
Pasties gain intimate knowledge of each other without lurve? And, if one
thing leads to another, will we, as a society, accept Humans and Pasties
as life-long partners? How will marriage ceremonies - both civil and religious
- be adapted to accommodate such cross-entity relationships?
What
Is All This Knowledge For?
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BaseNotes 2002