Eggs - the Alternative to Children

In addition to the adoption of the more mature child, Basenotes Adoption Group (BAG) can arrange - for a fee and exclusive rights to your story - for the donation and implantation of virtual human eggs.

Please find illustrated below a selection of available eggs:

Whilst great attention has been paid to ensuring that all the correct bits of DNA are present in the above, you can never tell. For example, the egg on the left looks decidedly peaky and could result in a blart of the squitters rather than the birth of a healthy and happy child. But please be assured that BAG accepts no responsibility whatsoever for your choice in these matters.